But won’t someone STEAL my tiny house on wheels?


-But where are tiny houses allowed?

-Where do you go to the bathroom? (toilet/facility set-ups)

-Won’t someone steal your tiny house on wheels?


The first two have been covered many times over on several blogs, ranging from to and, but I rarely see any attention given to the theft question.

Below is part of a response comment I left on Kent Griswold’s blog, with much other info I have now added….

A lot of people always bring up the “won’t people steal it” question, but its not as likely to happen as people might think, in fact, I’ve personally not heard of a case yet. 

Hopefully this will give some a bit of comfort…as we’ve talked a bit about it at each of the Tumbleweed Workshops I’ve hosted, and my own workshops….(again, there’s one coming up Nov 2-4 in Boston, where we’ll all build a tiny dwelling together). kidcedar at gmail dot com for info. 

-First, with a heavy duty chain you can simply lock it (your tiny house) down to a tree or two, making it very time consuming and difficult to steal. One could also self-boot it (perhaps even remove the tire(s) from one side (simple to do) so that it can’t be easily transported). Most thieves want the quick steal, and not something that requires an hour or so of tree felling, and multiple people, to acquire.

-Secondly, a thief, unless he/she had ample time to hide something so enormous and strip it, would be driving around sticking out like a sore thumb with any form of tiny house- structures which are still very much so huge novelties in the general scheme of things to those not familiar with the scene. I know of many people who have never even heard of the concept, never mind seen a tiny house on wheels. Anyway, if you stole a tiny house, where are you going to hawk it without being noticed, and remembered, by every person you pass? It’d be like stealing a ferris wheel- the down-low factor is terrible, making it almost impossible to resell. 

-Third Tactic….if you plan on leaving it permanently at a site (or for a prolonged period), and have the means, why not just shove a few large boulders in front of, or around it, with a bulldozer? Any tiny-house burglar would now have to have access and the foresight to bring a bulldozer to the scene of the crime, to remove those rocks so as to give the tiny house a free passageway. Thats A LOT of work, and noisy work, to steal ANYTHING. Yeah, a tiny house is very valuable, but this ain’t “The Thomas Crown Affair”.

-Number Four- When I was in my teens I toured with a pop-punk/rock band by the name of “Rail” from Rochester, NY (Ringing Ear Records). When staying at a motel, especially in a shady area, we’d back the loading doors of a van or U-haul against a wall. Why? The theory is, if they don’t have enough room to swing open the doors to steal all the larger gear that can only be unloaded through those very doors, then the gear just can’t be removed. Now apply that to a tiny house, but in a slightly different way: If you can’t hitch up a tiny house, you can’t tow if off the scene. To employ this method, you’d have to unhitch the tiny house, then winch it, tongue-first, into a tight spot (the trailer neck/hitch end). Now, ultimately, its going to take some hard “unwinching” work to get the house into a free and clear spot, where it could then be hitched up tp a vehicle and stolen. Most thieves just aren’t going to bother.

Five- Fake cameras- I talk about this in my tiny house design/concept book “Humble Homes, Simple Shacks”. Basically, hang a fake camera somewhat near the tiny house, high up on a pole or tree for instance, but somewhere in clear view. This sounds goofy, but beneath it, tack a small, official looking sign that simply reads “#5″. In reality you only have one camera hung, and its a cheap fake one (they sell kits- see below), but by having it numbered “#5″, any prospective “hooligan” is going to think twice before doing anything stupid or illegal near your site. He or she will be thinking, “If this is camera #5, then there must be at least four others, and how many of these have I been captured on already!?”. Again, its simple and goofy, but its not going to hurt. A sign on the door of your cabin reading, “I hope you smiled for our seven cameras” might work too.

And there are a few sample ideas, and some reasoning as to why its just less likely that someone is going to steal your tiny house anyway. 

Vandalism is a whole other beast, but any homeowner, or seasonable cabin dweller, has to face this same problem.

Derek “Deek” Diedricksen is the mastermind behind and is the author of ‘Humble Homes, Simple Shacks‘. Deek also hosts Tumbleweed Tiny House Workshops around the country.

  • Malea

    I love this. Hilarious! I’m actually surprised people worry about this since the second reason seems so obvious.

  • Abel Zyl Zimmerman

    If a Tiny House Pawn Shop ever gets set up, we might be in trouble.

    Really, remember that most tiny houses on wheels are also registered as vehicles, and they have a VIN stamped on them. If for some reason they DID get stolen, they can immediately be reported to the authorities. Also, it is not easy to ‘re-title’ a vehicle unless you have a ready source of ‘ghost’ VINs to match the trailer specs. Waaay too much work for most thieves.

  • Seahare McClough

    Get a used iOS device that you can leave plugged in somewhere hidden during construction. Use Find My Phone to Find My Home. Since any web browser works, you could check in as often as you like for peace of mind.

  • James F. O’Gorman

    You know when the city or town (meter maids, repossessions, etc.) put a “boot” on your car tire? The locking mechanism is almost impossible to unlock without the special keys, yet the device is secure when locked and easy to remove when unlocked. I figured I would try to obtain some of those, would only need two. I also thought you could wire an actual car brake system to the trailer, wire it to a “brake switch” upstairs inside, maybe even locked.

  • Jenna

    Love the photo, Deek.

    But couldn’t someone steal your house at night (presumably when you’re not sleeping in it) and just stick it in a warehouse?

  • Steve

    Why not use a heavy duty trailer hitch lock, of course the key cylinder can be drilled out but that takes time and a little knowledge? It seems like the most obvious way to deter theft of the house itself. As far as break-ins, most tricks people do with normal houses applies here like a pair of 13 size boots on the doorstep, motion security light, note on door etc.

  • Rob

    All you do is buy a extra ball for the hitch…. Cut off the threads… Put it into the hitch and lock the hitch latch. Your not going anywhere!

  • Susie M


  • Susie M

    tiny house, big loud dog – giant boots on porch, note about bear sightings… no problems

  • Brenda

    I work for a security company and we put alarms on big tool trailers at construction sites that work off cellular network. Trailer moves or someone breaks into it the alarm will trip and send signal letting us know.


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